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I wish I could talk to people I go to school with but I don’t usually text people because I feel like an awkward bother so like, if I talk to people now, it’ll seem like I have some kind of ulterior motive when in reality, you’re just really cool and I want to talk to you.

every anti sj comic ever

  • Xtremely irrational minority person:

    kill and eat all straights

  • author self insert:

    oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my

  • good rational minority person:

    Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"

  • Xtremely irrational minority person:

    *pees*

  • author self insert:

    thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*

  • good rational minority person:

    woof

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